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I'M GAY AND VEGAN. Please help

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As the title states, I don't know what to do

 

ps. pls not hate

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I'm not 60 yet

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i ve never played LoL nor i want or will 

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broke up with Pottu

 

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On 17.09.2017 at 4:37 PM, synotaxidae said:

hating is bad. it implies your willy is small

Hatred brings you on the Dark Side, which isn't bad at all.

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8 hours ago, Holykrew said:

Hatred brings you on the Dark Side, which isn't bad at all.

yo pls help me killing lv34 trolls in stv (need bloodscalp tusks for my 2h warr q wep) 

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Hey there,

I was summoned by the almighty pony lords as the words 'Vegan' were whispered. Unfortunately you're beyond help. You have crossed a mighty threshold which no one with any amount of power can pull you back from. I could send in my pony army, but they are unwilling to help a vegan so your chances upon return have dwindled slightly. 

As for your second problem. If you're vegan, why do you like sausages? There seems to be some sort of confusion here and therefore, i can no longer help you. 

My advice would be to lock yourself in a cold,dark room and pray that the lords will let you see your true desires and that you pull yourself from the abyss you placed yourself in.

 

Have a wonderful day.

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