Uncle Ganus of Clan McAnus

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By his fertile power, I say !!! When the server is up I'll be paying some good Alliance gold via those little shyter's auction house to the one who brings me his in-game name !!!

By the Might of Stormwind, I say !! You're right, I completely forgot about the mighty Theloras !!!

By your poor health, I say !! To think that for a moment there I actually took pity on you and was gonna offer an olive branch !!! On guard, corpsy !!!

By the mocking blow of Mok'Morokk, I say !! You're a smart one, Undertalker !! Wherever I turn on this forum there are your posts full of knowledge, as If you've read the whole Karazhan Library in-between your numerous adventures !!!

By your entire life savings, I say !! I thought I was the old fisherman's friend here but you !?! You're older than the god damn aging booze of azeroth itself !!! Stay away from the bad guys, they tend to dislike you !!!

By the wealth of Topper McNabb, I say !! I'll send you the most fitting bag I have for the likes of you, even if you're on the filth side !!!

He is !!! By the fires of Lordaeron, I say !!! Your signature implies that you're some kind of a fire-enchanted corpse......well I highly doubt you're able to burn a god damn haystack, let alone a living thing !!!

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By the true form of Rayaleith, I say !! Nothing wrong with my character boy.....it takes more than that son of a rare slimes to catch me off-guard !!!

By my ulti's crit rate, I say !! I've finally figured out exactly who you are and what you're doing here, "Ray" !!! You're that Jay Allan Spoiled Brat, or whatever your name was and you're here to sniff around and see for yourself "where the stench is coming from" but you just can't help it, on every step you make there's this urge to defend your precious little retail, aye ?!? Well let me tell you something, mister Jay Anal Crack: This is Vanilaaa !!! And there wasn't any stench around until you showed up !!!

About the same amount of time that oxygen needs to make a full circle around the area of your head where the brain should've been !! By the glory of my ancestors, I say !!!

By the hole in which you'll go, I say !! Get out of your s.h.i.t.h.o.l.e and come at me, bro !!! Your friend here is awaiting for your measures to make you the finest funeral suit ever and it's on me !!!!

By my grandfather's sword, I say !! When I'm done with this retail fanboy I'll use what's left of him to make me a nice little souvenir to remember him whenever I feel itchy !!!

By the pussycats of Lady D, I say !! No thx, they already made me a dedication in another game.....we were called the Freak Army of Ganus (FaG) and we wore pink tabards......where FaGs had passed the grass did not grow !!!! Ah, the memories......

By the finest wines of Alterac, I say !! I don't know who's side is the wrong one but where I come from we milk our cows, we don't give them axes & send 'em to wage our wars !! These days Horde looks like a god damn moo-moo farm !!!

By the vast riches of this community, I say !! What is this, I don't even...... I never "apparently" chose Alliance side....I was born on it !!! Keep your barren wasteland for your cows, boars and lizards !!!

By your words of wisdom, I say !! You're a persistent one !! Let me give you an elderly piece of advice boy, free of charge: When you die you don't know that you're dead and its not hard for you. Its hard for others. The same is when you're stupid !!!

Sure thing mate, just give me a sec to fetch my writing pen !! By the work rate of the Horde, I say !!!

By the overwhelming stench of your flayed skin, I say !! Another one with irreparable brain damage !! I've seen brain eaters with more brains than you !! When will you guys finally realize that the so called "Old Nostalrius" = Fresh and you're the only ones upset about anything ??? I would use this opportunity to beg the Elysium staff to boost all of you newcomers with a proper trinket just so you don't feel "left behind" !!!

By the beaten corpse of Olgra, I say !! What's the name of your wife ? If you get banned I promise I'll take care of her all the way through the leveling process on PvP !!! We'll even farm Ironspine until he drops his ribcage for her, just don't go spineless on us !!!

By the flower of Lothar, I say !! Stay away from Rayaleith, his a.s.s. is mine !!! MINE !!!!

By your lost property, I say !! I promise you this boy: I'll be shedding a tear for ya on your funeral.....even If I'm the only one !!!

By the broken wishbone of Vultros, I say !! You're in here for a god damn bloodbath and the most common kind of interactions are between our weapons and your head !!!