Uncle Ganus of Clan McAnus

By the non-existing boobs of Spoops , I say !! It's about the love for the fresh ones !! Old Nost and it's population are full of it and yet they are bashing us with hatred on this forum !!!

By Spotter Klemmy's bad luck, I say - spot on !! These creatures are talking about Nostalrius server as if it was 5 years old while it's been around for like what - 1 year or so ?! Nost IS the bloody Fresh, you useless swabs !!!

By Alleria's long-lost virginity, I say !! This is what vanilla WoW is all about !!!

By the Blind Mary's Looking Glass , I say !!!! Blind Pew, my old friend is that you ?!!

By the slimy scales of Old Mmmrrrggglll, I say !!

Maybeh, dear Dragon....just maybeh !! If so - our beloved potato will surely fix it !!! By the riches from a Scum Covered Bag , I say !!

By the Light of Uther, I say !!!! Order of the Silver Hand has been in my most hideous dreams for years now.....it almost perished from the abyss of my soul but one day in a tavern I stumbled upon these guys: I said to myself: If these guys fall....I must continue their path of Light as long as I live !!! By the Foul stench of Alonsus' corpse, I say !!!!

By Nozdormu's broken pocket watch, I say !! If I could get back to being young again you'd be my idol on this forum, Farthalone !!!

By the stench from the Tomb of Sargeras, I say !! The moment you start watching your damage meters and other similar crap more than everything else on your screen is the moment you're mentally screwed and playing the wrong game, oozers like you were the downfall of retail "enjoyment" and many other good things & feels. I once started to resemble and turn into a celestial dps watcher like you but luckily I've managed to fight the demons off and address the issue without any dire consequences and was able to enjoy the game once again some years later, without addiction to those mind-controling monstrosities. Now go and fap on your dps boy, but know this - the result of it derives from the depths of the abyss and despite its whiteness it is dark as the Lich King's soul itself !!! By Thermaplugg's plugging tools, I say !!

By the broken will of Akama, I say !!! Your avatar might seem a bit imbecilic but your words reflect nothing but high intellect & spirit !!!

By the saggy tits of princess Theradras, I say ! Until this post I thought Faith was a delicate little flower !!!

By the pride of Jaina, I say - bravo, Sir Christian, well said !! Nailed it down with precision of Basic Artillery & delivered with the tone of Basic Leadership !!!

So you're the "Anal Kill !!!" no-life rogue !?! By the stiff boobs of Garona, I say - prepare to get your corpsey little a-s-s dumped into the Annals of Warcraft !!

By the Intellect & Spell Power of Archmage Antonidas, I say - identify yourself, Horde filth.....so we can add you to our VanasKos friends list !!!!

By the glow of Perenolde Tiara, I say - that's the spirit Farthalon !!

Ever been called useless only because the class/spec you prefer to play ? Ever played one of those "crap" specs that no one wants to see in their Vanilla end-game group ? Ever really believed that only 9 out of 27 specs are "viable" and everything else is just crap ? I say BOLLOCKS !!!!! Retribution Paladin is VIABLE ! Arcane Mage is VIABLE !! Moonkin Druid is VIABLE !!! If the Light is on our side we will prove it on this realm ! Hopefully the "Useless" will gather up all those oppressed, unhappy and miserable Boomkins, Retardins, Arcanists, non-tanking warriors, disciplined priests, survival experts, etc into one group and wreak havoc across the lands of Azeroth !!! And when we do - we'll sure as hell let 'em know they got waxed by the "useless" specs !!!! By Topper McNabb's coin purse, I say !!!!

Finally....a man worth killing ! By Milfhouse Manastorm's intellect, I say !!

By the unleashed boobs of Princess Moira, I say this shitty Arakoa is right ! We need more decency, mature behavior and love for our comrades & enemies, even if they are Gnomes & Treehuggers ! More respect, less toxic oozers !!! By Lady Vashj's chastity belt, I say !

Not only roll it but also use it to rip a fresh new asshole to the likes of you, with your shiny "mister proper" specs and all that, then take some screens and show 'em to the community ! By the boobs of Elune, I say !!