Uncle Ganus of Clan McAnus

By the wits of freshlings, I say !! Good riddance & good luck with trying to reach the new levels of no-life !!!

By the lifeless skull of Rayaleith, I say !! That'll be the day !!!

By the Plucky Johnson's chicken fury, I say !! This Badtank guy is giving me Anatidaephobia !!!

By the stench of Hammerspine, I say !! I've seen lizards with stronger spines than yours !!! Stay on Horde with your greenskin/cow/corpse sweetheart and see ya on the battlefield !!!

By Dentarg's dental record, I say !! "To feel vanilla from very beggining again" ?? Does it mean that leveling from 1 to 60 all over again is not enough for you but you'll also be creating numerous characters one after another ??? Watching that intro cut-scene dozens of times in a row for every race & class combo ????

By the Syncretist's Sigil, I say !! Sir Christian and Jeddite in the same thread !! Thank you for making that possible !!!

By your bloody useless curse, I say !! The only cursed paladin you'll ever get to see is in the afterlife, where you'll be joining them and telling 'em tales about your miserable life affected by the incurable curse that someone cast on you when you were young !!! Too bad it couldn't grow you a pair of these !!!

By the living rot of gibbering ghouls, I say !! DKP ? EGPG ?? LC ??? What is this gibberish pile of parrot s.h.i.t. ??? I need a translator, someone please call Gibbert !!!

By the swollen boobs of the Strider Clutchmother, I say !! So many softies pretending to be females....and so many useless polls.....so why not combine them into one ?!? I happened to meet a few females during my time on Nostalrius and since I generally enjoy speaking to them and playing with them I'd be interested to see are there any around ?! http://www.strawpoll.me/11851138

By the mastery of Zapetta, I say !! How did you know I always log at that place ?!? Looks like I'll be doing some non-giant zapping again !!!

By the Brilliant Sword of Zealotry, I say !! Not bad for your first post, Infidel !! At least you didn't use the word "fresh" !!!

By the Sarilus Foulborne's chopped-off head, I say !! They actually swarm onto me like a bunch of god damn Silithid Swarmers but what would you know about that, boy ?! This is probably the closest you've ever got to a pusi !!!

By the strong shields of Kara Adams, I say !! Our group uses all of them and it's our general rule !! Your argument is invalid !!!

By the broom of Pooka, I say !! So the Delicate Little Flower and his fanboys got their soft bushy tails between their legs, aye ?!? Well I recon Ol' Joe will take care of them ! Fittingly !!

By the wisdom of Olm, I say !!!

By the racial tolerance of Grand Marshall Garithos, I say !!! Where I come from we use gnomes as spitting pots !! Many a gnome rages at us over an innocent /spit macro along the way !! I even received death threats and was put to ignore !!!

By the might of Thoras Trollbane, I say !!! That'll Be The Day

By the split hoofs of Magatha Grimtotem, I say !!! You really like cows now, don't you boy ?!?

By the The Black Chicken of Death, I say !! I already used my advanced leadership skills to organize a ganking squad before it even started and if the Light is on our side we'll be spreading terror around the leveling zones, helping our boys & girls by executing the so called Revenge of the Nerds upon the low level Horde scum !! The aim is to take our revenge for all the ganks we suffered during our Path of Anguish (otherwise called the Leveling) and decimate their ranks so hard that we turn the overall population of the realm to our advantage !! We will be waxing the floor of Azeroth with them so much that most of 'em will ragequit and wait for the fresh server or just go the spineless way (PvE) !!!! Hopefully along that way they'll come to the forum and cry out loud !!! Boohoooo !!! By the value of the Cheap Blunderbuss, I say !!!

By the rotting corpse of Ol' Sooty, I say !! Those retailers are just a bit jelly cause they don't have this:

By the sons & daughters of Cenarius, I say !!!

By the Laughing Sister's empty saddlebags, I say !! You call them mature but some evil person might call 'em spineless !! As my unsung forum hero Farthalone once said: getting ganked builds your character and I would add that it grows some spine & balls as well !!! Nothing like a good brawl to prepare you for the harsh life out there ! By the hundred dwarven spines , I say !!!

By Madame Eva's patch of fine loose pubic hair I say !! Can't really remember why I love Vanilla but I think because it somehow reminds me of old Warcraft games while in retail everyone just look like god damn aliens, transformers and robocops !!!

By Princess Poobah's balls & chains, I say !! Just how much more wrong can you be ?!? Undertalker here is a fookin legend on all servers he ever graced with his notable appearance !! Karl Tanner is zero compared to him !!!

By all the piles of Ogre poo in this world, I say !! This has to be the greatest rubbish ever written on this forum !!! Tell us boy - were you also the victim of lobotomy mistakenly performed by the Ribsplitter instead of the Lobotomizer or was it only that Doctor Theolen Krastinov mistook your head for your a-s-s on the day you were born and slapped you so hard that after all these years you're still crying like a god damn Stormwind Orphan ?!? In any case - the damage seems to be permanent & beyond repair !! By the Noxious Slimes of Maraudon, I say !!!