Uncle Ganus of Clan McAnus

So they say.

By the Rage of (M)ages, I knew it !!!

By my best pair of boots, I say ! He fled so fast I couldn't find him !! I recon I'll be catching his trail on Benediction core, if it ever gets done !!!

By the blood of Rayaleith ! You still live, boy !!

By the sweet juice of Galvanis, I say !! Keep up the good work, boy !! Shut down the slime flow !!!

By your tainted Horde, I say !!! I'm ready for you, villain !! The thread in which you were supposed to step out of the closet has mysteriously disappeared !! Come forth, coward and tell us thy name !!!

By the might of Sky'ree, I say !! I don't know what a read shirt is but I do have a favorite shirt in my collection that I use mostly when I'm reading scrolls & tomes !! Ian's a decent lad, I taught him all I could and told him to go out and screw that "Horde filth in my heart" Chris "Isn' Falstad dead ?" bloody Metzen !!! And boy did he do the job !!!

By the fresh bread of Nantar, I say !! I spoke to him just yesterday and he seemed to be in good health !!!

By the titties of Aurora, I say !!! All day long we've got Chinese players entering battlegrounds on Alliance side and doing absolutely nothing !! Now I was never a racist but someone oughta just blanket ban the shyte out of these useless rice-eating bastards !! They're crippling the whole Alliance by allowing Horde filth to farm us like nabsters !!! Its been happening for a long time but today its unbearable !!!

By the worth of Rayaleith, I say !! If I did that I'd be banned for spamming GM's with tickets !!!

By Plucky Johnson's cuck size during his chicken form, I say !! You're partially right boy, more users on a realm means more toxic garbage but just how small should your perfect community be to have none of it ?!? Use your ignore list and your common sense, focus on the first two persons, not the 3rd !!! Be optimistic !!! You can find something nice even in a septic hole !!!

¡Por la última invención de Obnoticus Oglethorpe, digo! No me digas que estás relacionado con ese imbécil de David El Gnomo ?!?

By the sweet lipsy of Charity Mipsy, I say !! Don't do it, boy !! That's the best advice you'll ever get in this god forsaken place !!!

By the spicy orgasm of Gloria Femmel, I say !! What's this fat-thing-sitting-on-a-branch babbling about ?!?

By your unimproved Retri Aura, I say !! Is there actually a working version of Reck Counter anywhere in this world ?!? Without bugs & errors, one that actually counts as it should ?!?

By the wrath of Cenarius, I say !! I''ve been looking for you Ray....but no one's been able to point me towards the shithole of your hiding !! I met Farthalone but he slipped into Alterac Valley and couldn't hear my yelling in the crowd of Lordaeron !!! I even visited your racial vendor but to no avail !!!

By the essence of Rayaleith, I say !! No worries lady Shadowbane......lords Bolvar and Tyrion are just around the corner killing some rottlings, they'll be back very soon with all the answers you require !!!

By your favored food's stench, I say !! Yees, I feel the need to serve a punch in your rotting face which would then be followed by serving a kick up your rotten balls !! I actually have a whole list of things I'd like to serve you with but let us not corrupt this guy's thread more than it was already corrupted by your slimy presence !! If I only knew the name of the joker who let you out of your container !!! By the curse of his kin, I say !!!

By the s.h.i.t. that flows from your mouth, I say !! So you train for it !!!

By the shiny boobs of Lady Hottie, I say !! Terenas Menethil was a great king and I was proud to serve him !! You should listen to whatever he tells you, boy !!! Soon we'll kick the rotting scum out of Lordaeron once and for all !!!

By the Light of Uther himself, I say !!! Dear Jewdy.....I know I'm not as brave & adventurous as the famous Killerduki, neither am I as charming & good looking as the mighty Theloras but....but.....would you be interested in having a drink with me ?? Dinner perhaps ?!?

By the shape of your barren head, I say !! You'll sure as hell know when we meet !! You and your rotten friends are in for a surprise !! First I'll track you down like the skunk that you are, following your stench shouldn't be a problem...then you'll be roasted by the power of the Light and this is how you'll end up !!!

By the hopeless quest for your health, I say !! To hell with ya, Ray !!! I just came home from pub, saw your post, your avatar and your signature and I had to go to the toilet and throw up !! Such a waste of a good cheesy pizza and some drinks !!!!

By the Light that shines upon the Just, I say !! I've noticed that this forum doesn't appreciate this man's war efforts in the service of the Light thus I will start by saying a big "Thank you" to his ancestors for delivering him to us !!! Consider this as a call to arms because...... YOU KNOW !!!!!