Caprarius 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2016 Brother Jasper Beardly, The Stout Stay awhile and listen to the heroics and feats of Brother Jasper Beardly, The Stout. Brother Jasper is a second and third war veteran. Jasper tried to avoid the second war by disguising himself as a goblin female and staying in Booty Bay to play in the local goblin's Footbomb league, along with his friend, Brother Abe, who was also avoiding the war. It is well known that Brother Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a gnomish security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh, well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is a light sleeper, and is still quick with his reflexes. When Brother Abe tried to steal his dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with his paddle at ready, foiled the nocturnal theft. Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" by a yeti's cold breath as he defeated ten of them by himself, and he was later found by a goblin merchant, who kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, the goblin merchant started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the his small shop into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal. He put a horned dwarven helmet on Jasper and renamed him "Frostillicus", but when Jasper was accidentally brought back alive, unfrozen, and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, the goblin merchant's dreams of wealth were crushed. During a death race between Brother Jasper and several goblins, he was in a tragic crash with Brother Abe. Jasper broke his beard in two and with his might he forced it back together again. Are you impressed? If not... Now if you were impressed by Brother Jasper's deeds, would you be interested in an all paladin guild in his name? I personally think it would be amazing to play with other paladins as we smite and paddle our way through Azeroth, dealing out justice to evil doers and horde. We'll figure out a name in time, something like Knights of Jasper or Order of the Paddle. Just comment below or message me if interested, also always remember... Brother Jasper will paddle you if you deny the Light. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
