Staysafe

chinese players are just trying to make a living and support their families by selling gold, i for 1 support them and hope they do well. have a heart ppl, i mean COME ON

After setting a new Nostalrius leveling speed record, I decided that a celebration was in order. I told Antility to round up the crew, because we were going hunting for Horde. Antility called up our other leveling partner, Mint. Mint is a 5x rank 14 PvP monster. To give you an idea, one time he grinded from rank 1 to 14 without even having a spec, and he has an IV stuck into his arm with soylent mix flowing in at all times to avoid time spent away from the computer. We headed out to Stranglthorn Vale, all dressed in our pre-raid BiS. Antility in his [breastplate of Bloodthirst], guild tabard, and of course his [Dwarven Hand Cannon]. Mint was wearing [Robes of the Exalted] and nothing else. I decided to try some new tailoring patterns and wore my [Robe of the Void] complimented by my [Cap of the Scarlet Savant]. We ran into a little trouble at Booty Bay, when the guards tried to tell us we couldn't trash kids in town. Mint stepped up to the plate. Aggroing the guard, Mint used his macro that /yells "GET FUKD KID" then Holy Shocks his primary target. The guard, dead, wouldn't be bothering us anymore. Antility looked at the lvl 34 horde mage standing across the dock and /flex'd at him. Antility and I RP walked out of the city, /flexing , while Mint had to swim around the city and meet us on the other side because he's 0/36,000 hated with the Steamwheedle Cartell from camping Horde so often. O nce north of Booty bay, we scoped out the situation and it looked pretty grim. A jungle packed with rank 5's and lvl 37's. I shook my head. As you know, I prefer to pork people on a similar skill level. A little while later, after camping everyone in STV for HK's worth almost no honor, a Horde logged on a level 1 alliance character to /w me. Horde cuck: "/w staysafe Hi...ummm... we heard you guys were alpha males and we wanted to know if we re-rolled Alliance if you'd PvP with us someday.. p-please...?" I fought off the urge to vomit (horde... Gross..) and replied, "You know, you've got a lot of nerve whispering me. Don't you think I'm a little out of your league, rank 2? Now leave me alone, you're ruining my honor per hour." I was getting impatient. "MINT, find me some worthwhile HK's NOW!" I aggressively typed at him. Mint typed /who stranglethorn on his alt horde character he always multiboxed. Mint: I see a rank 11 orc shaman at the Kurzen Compound, farming silk cloth. Me: What's his name? Mint: Hordeforlyfe. Me: I'm going in. I /flexed and RP walked all the way up, and first approached the 2 alliance rank 4's trying to tag team the orc shaman. They were wearing gear from Deadmines. "End of the road, casuals. Step aside and let me handle this totemcuck." TO BE CONTINUED

DONT U DARE PLS

ok if u think u kno so much about World of Warcraft then what does 'WoW' mean ??

i like russians they always say nice things 2 me like cyka blyat =) idk what it means but i think it means i love u I LOVE U 2 RUSSIANS !

You must be AT LEAST 7'9", 355 lbs, 7% bodyfat to join Alixium

haha hi grizzle lol

also got closed under obama so ok wat does that mean lol hmmmmm haha lol ok ? haha

Some casuals showed up in my thread without invitation. They're not skilled players, and usually I only associate with minumum rank 12's, but I decided to make an exception. I called up Antility and Mint and we headed back to the forums. A druid with 354 forum posts (nolife lol) who had the forum avatar of an impoverished blind kid was already making posts, trying to get @ me and the boys. I was having none of that. "End of the line, hippie" I told him. I took the toothpick out of my mouth and threw it at my computer screen as a sign of disrespect, alpha male style. "We own these forums now." I roasted this kids poverty forum post like a mage stacking ignites, then pulled out some original quality 10/10 posts "Hey druid who roleplays as a female online", I said to this guy, "Looks like you should invest in some natural testosterone boosters if you're looking to hangout with the big boys". "Why don't you head over to bodybuilding.com and buy some supplements with the promocode 'STAYSAFE' you innervate casting f**k." He looked horrified and said nothing. I took off my aviators and looked directly at his forum avatar on my screen and verbally said - "Now."

lol everyone join this guild desu haha lol

cucks pls dont apply 2 this guild pls

i like this guild. its a good guild. =)

PURGE THEM. PURGE THEM ALL

Enjoy, and good luck leveling! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg8F74QnDYg

With Nostalrius-Elysium's upcoming server launches, I thought it'd be nice to make a thread going over some general tips and tricks to be successful in Vanilla WoW so all the newcomers can better prepare themselves. Vanilla WoW is an extremely time intensive, yet rewarding game. Maximizing your efficiency, and cutting down on real world distractions will be vital to your success. Here are some things I personally do to enhance my gameplay: Collect welfare. If you strategically move to a low-rent area, avoid the pitfall of having a 'job', and keep your expenses to poverty level, you can collect around $200 a month from the government. Remember, less time spent in real life directly equals more time you can spend in Azeroth farming mats for your raid consumables. Collect unemployment. Now that you've successfully avoided getting a job, you can collect unemployment. Being paid to not work is necessary to having enough time and money, around $500 a month from unemployment, to grind honor with your battleground premade group. Collect food stamps. The average human consumes ~2000 calories a day, but the average human is also quite a bit more active than you'll be while playing Vanilla WoW. The $150 you can collect in food stamps will more than cover the Top Ramen noodles and Red Bull energy drinks that your diet should primarily consist of while playing Vanilla WoW for 18 hour sessions. Collect federal student grants. Considering you're going to be living at the poverty line, as long as you maintain a C grade average, you can collect federal grants; essentially getting paid to take classes at your local community college. I highly recommend taking online classes to avoid leaving your room. (Tip: Women's Studies, Philosophy, Creative Writing, etc, are all obvious easy choices). You can expect around $100 in extra grant money from this method. You can easily do your online homework while spending time auto running from one Azerothian location to another. PRO TIP (WARNING: NOT FOR BEGINNERS) - Have several children. Easy to neglect and essentially government assistance magnets, children are a free ticket to Vanilla WoW success. As long as you don't interact with them for more than 15 minutes a day, your cost:benefit ratio will remain in your favor. You can expect around $300 a month from this expert technique. Bonus: at a certain age, your children can farm gold for you. Please feel free to add more tips and tricks in this thread.