Uncle Ganus of Clan McAnus

By the Rage of (M)ages, I knew it !!!

So they say.

By my best pair of boots, I say ! He fled so fast I couldn't find him !! I recon I'll be catching his trail on Benediction core, if it ever gets done !!!

By the blood of Rayaleith ! You still live, boy !!

By the might of Sky'ree, I say !! I don't know what a read shirt is but I do have a favorite shirt in my collection that I use mostly when I'm reading scrolls & tomes !! Ian's a decent lad, I taught him all I could and told him to go out and screw that "Horde filth in my heart" Chris "Isn' Falstad dead ?" bloody Metzen !!! And boy did he do the job !!!

By the fresh bread of Nantar, I say !! I spoke to him just yesterday and he seemed to be in good health !!!

By the worth of Rayaleith, I say !! If I did that I'd be banned for spamming GM's with tickets !!!

By the titties of Aurora, I say !!! All day long we've got Chinese players entering battlegrounds on Alliance side and doing absolutely nothing !! Now I was never a racist but someone oughta just blanket ban the shyte out of these useless rice-eating bastards !! They're crippling the whole Alliance by allowing Horde filth to farm us like nabsters !!! Its been happening for a long time but today its unbearable !!!

By Plucky Johnson's cuck size during his chicken form, I say !! You're partially right boy, more users on a realm means more toxic garbage but just how small should your perfect community be to have none of it ?!? Use your ignore list and your common sense, focus on the first two persons, not the 3rd !!! Be optimistic !!! You can find something nice even in a septic hole !!!

By the sweet juice of Galvanis, I say !! Keep up the good work, boy !! Shut down the slime flow !!!

¡Por la última invención de Obnoticus Oglethorpe, digo! No me digas que estás relacionado con ese imbécil de David El Gnomo ?!?

By the sweet lipsy of Charity Mipsy, I say !! Don't do it, boy !! That's the best advice you'll ever get in this god forsaken place !!!

By the spicy orgasm of Gloria Femmel, I say !! What's this fat-thing-sitting-on-a-branch babbling about ?!?

By your unimproved Retri Aura, I say !! Is there actually a working version of Reck Counter anywhere in this world ?!? Without bugs & errors, one that actually counts as it should ?!?

By the wrath of Cenarius, I say !! I''ve been looking for you Ray....but no one's been able to point me towards the shithole of your hiding !! I met Farthalone but he slipped into Alterac Valley and couldn't hear my yelling in the crowd of Lordaeron !!! I even visited your racial vendor but to no avail !!!