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You and your body! Docholy guide to not being fatties.

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World of Warcraft is a blast but the huge amount of time we spend sitting does take a toll on your body.

This is why I'm making a super simple guide to keep or get you fit!

 

The goal of this guide is to have you all be able to; Squat your weight+50% on a bar 50 times a day, do 100 push-ups a day, run a mile under 7 minutes and deadlift your own weight 50 times a day.  These are all realistic goals for all normal people!

 

Proper push-up form. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF0jbubK_jU

 

Proper Dead lift form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qRntuXBSc

 

Proper squat form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy28eq2PjcM

 

Proper running form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AASu9CNFoM

 

Do all of the above and you will be reasonably fit, and it should take less than an hour to do on a daily basis!  If you're not there get there!

 

Additionally you all should have 45 dumb bells next to your chair.  While in flight you should be engaging your shoulders with seated or standing shoulder presses.  Ideally you'd be doing your pushup reps after or before the should reps.

 

Don't forget to brush your teeth, floss and shower once and a while kids.

 

Remember you only get one body and it should be used to acquire as many STD's as possible.  This allows for a uninhabitable environment for viruses to grow, the more you have the better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is the part of the priest bible that I skipped.

 

Well.. atleast I brush teeth and floss.

Indeed this came straight from the "Priest fortitude, body matters."

The STD portion came from "Priest compendium of Cure Diseases, immunity building."

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Faith's guide to not being fat. Don't eat like a pig. Get some cardio everyday. 

 

<rant>status=over</rant> :)

 

Oh Christ, someone always has to post this.

 

lolz

 

p.s. you lift bro!??

 

double lolz

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