Snide 7 Report post Posted December 28, 2016 Hello. I'm a rich 29 year old Jewish American male that needs a girlfriend for the Elysium PVP server. I'm going to be raiding with Grizzly as their main tank and I need a female that will play a healing class and use said healing spells on me as we adventure through Azeroth and LOVE. I specifically require potential applicants to: 1) Have a cute voice. You should send a vocaroo or youtube audio recording of you with your application. If you sound anything like any role Kana Hanazawa has ever done you'll be fine. 2) 10-18 hours a day to game. You're going to be healbotting me as we level, and I'm under extreme time constraints to hit the cap quickly. If you have any sort of a real life or can't put your life on hold for a week or two this position isn't for you. 3) Must understand anime memes or 4chan culture. If I can't talk with you about things relevant to my interests then this isn't going to work out. 4) Not LEWD. This relationship will remain pure and no hand holding or any such nonsense will take place. I will be streaming a decent portion of my leveling (when I'm not exploiting and hacking in the TRUE GRIZZLY FASHION). I will not engage in any sort of naughty talk what so ever, nor will we be meeting anytime soon. I also don't care what you look like, only how your voice sounds and your attitude. 5) No clicking. I don't mind teaching you how to play, but if you debate the basics of WoW mechanics or some such nonsense this isn't going to be a functional relationship. Love is a button you press using an Autohotkey script, not a mouse click. Potential applicants should PM me their application with attached recording before the server releases. There will be an Interview conducted over Teamspeak. A little about myself if you've read this far and happen to be interested, this is my anime of 2016: Winter: Konosuba. Spring: Re:zero. Fall: New Game. Winter: WWW.Working. Anime of the year: Konosuba. xoxo Hope to talk to you soon cuties. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sbd 3 Report post Posted January 3, 2017 hilarious 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabakuza 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 lol and you know this dude is 100% for real. Post your in-game name so we can all avoid you. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lawinn 9 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 Gringe 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greenkarma 1 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 Honestly wtf? Whats going on in your head I dunno. I need a healer witch runs with me for 10-18h per day, healing me very professional and please,please just talk what I like :D I even cannot imagine and don't want to, what a person u are in real life. And yeah, that smell from siting in that chair without shower,fresh air and stuff cannot cover with money. Maybe I miss something and this was a joke :d 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nelythia 44 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 But KonoSuba isnt a good anime <.< 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snide 7 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, Nelythia said: But KonoSuba isnt a good anime <.< I hope you're not serious. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nelythia 44 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 I am tho 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Segen 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2017 K Y S Y S 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bunnyblack 2 Report post Posted January 9, 2017 fedora 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOfficialLion 4 Report post Posted January 9, 2017 You should move to the market place thread, there are other pepz searching. Greetings 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
